Oh wow! From humble beginnings playing shows to farm animals in a field somewhere in Eastern Scotland, Alestorm has evolved into an international party machine hellbent on conquering album charts and festival stages throughout the world, with their infectious brand of 'Pirate Metal' and their dashing good looks. Somehow they've managed to convince hundreds of thousands of people from New Zealand to Argentina to Lithuania and everywhere in between (except Paraguay), that it's cool to wear a pirate hat and sing stupid songs about getting drunk and stealing ships. So prepare your spleens, because Alestorm is coming to kick ass and chew gum. And they're all out of ass.